Tommy Lee writes a book....

[kandikaos]

As reported in this weeks Intouch magazine

" Strange things Happen in Hollywood but this is really bizarre. Tommy Lee tells In touch he's finalizing a deal to publish a tell-all book. "It's my turn to say what I want" he says. The first big revelation? Tommy claims his well documented manhood speaks to him. The book,he explains,starts with him having an argument with his private parts. What that argument is,he won't reveal. Tommy is also looking foward to being in Florida for the opening of his Rok Bar in South Beach. "It's going to be off the hook",he adds. " But three days in Miami is enough. I am all partied out. As the book will say,I am closing that chapter of my life."


ummmmm ok.

[A Katt Named Raggz]

Wow...didnt' eve know Tommy could write...hehehe.
Learn something new everyday eh?...LOL [img]wink.gif[/img]

[TUFF TIGGER TYGER]

HAHAHAHA He is getting worse and worse every day.

[slapusilly]

argues with his PENIS?!?!?!?


musta been all that hairspray in the early to mid 80s...

[slapusilly]

TOMMY: don't make me slap you!!!
PENIS: Go ahead SLAP ME!!! i LIKE it when you slap me, you limp wristed f*ck!
TOMMY: thats it I am going to BEAT YOU!
PENIS: oh , sure big man...going to beat me until i puke again?
TOMMY: YOU F*ckin' D*CK!
PENIS: DAMN STRAIGHT! WHAT"S YOUR EXCUSE?

[Sherri Sixxx]

Hehe,that was good Glitternstars.That sure as hell will be some interesting reading... *starts taking bets on whether Tommy or Penis wins the argument*

[Gav Ruadh Hallion]

I think these two quotes aptly sum up my feelings....

"That is some fukked up repugnant shit!!"
-Samuel L Jackson

"The world is going to hell in a hand-basket"
-My grandad

[TUFF TIGGER TYGER]

Your Grandad, sounds like a wise man.

[glitterwoman]

never trust a one-eyed trouser snake...